What in the World Do I Do All Day

Danse Macabre(Warning: Humor)

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and 20 wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, and so was the front door to the house. There was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.  He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door.  As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.  Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.  She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went…

He looked at her, bewildered, and asked, ‘What happened here today?’  She again smiled.

‘You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?’ she queried.

‘Yes,’ was his incredulous reply.

‘Well, today I didn’t do it.’

Send this page to a woman. This is priceless.

(Lovin’ this – my mom sent it a few minutes ago, and I just HAD to share.)

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Happy Hallowe’en, Ghosties!

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Boo, You!

As fun as it was this time last year – Happy Hallowe’en!

For many of us, Halloween brings back fond memories of dusk trips around the neighborhood, disguised as pirates, ballerinas, Superman, even bedsheet ghosts, eyes cut out with Mom’s pinking shears (sometimes without Mom’s knowledge – sorry, Mom!). For others of us, we’ve got recollections of specially crafted haunted houses in community center halls and church basements. Even a renegade few of us may recall the adolescent pranks of TP’ing a neighbor’s house (shhhh. never did that. nuh uh.)

But whatever your recollection, whatever your memories may be, we at Perfectly Shaped World wish you a happy and safe Hallowe’en – and don’t let the goblins get ya!

Sanity Check:
Dark costumes can make a normally very visible child almost undetectable after dark. If your kid insists on a black cape or a Batman outfit, convince him that neon orange stripes of reflective tape along the front, back, arms and sleeves are ‘WAY COOL.’ No sense telling them it’s for their own safety.

Friday’s Child: Jenn Fowler @JennFowler

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Friday’s Child is loving and giving.

Today’s Friday’s Child nod goes out to Jenn Fowler, the dynamo at the heart of Frugal Upstate. Spend awhile with her Frugal Upstate blog posts and watching her Twitter stream as @JennFowler (or go back and read her updates) and you’ll get a sense of her kind and caring nature,  as she brings support and gentle guidance to those of us pursuing a frugal lifestyle.  She packs her blog with tips and recipes, gathers frugal tips from her followers (including me), and encourages each reader to select what works for their individual situation. She’s also one of Walmart’s original Eleven Moms and is included in Alltop’s Top Frugality News section!

In Her Own Words

I’m New York mama Jenn Fowler. Since 2006, I’ve been writing about simple ways to save money doing simple things you’ve never even considered. One hint: it’s not all about clipping coupons and buying on sale!img_0026

My motto is use what you’ve got, get creative and save. I started by stretching what I had for longer, reusing stuff and making do without all the little needless extras. Along the way, I figured out that frugality is fun—like the way you feel when you find a designer dress at a yard sale for $5.

Frugality isn’t scary, it’s a gradual process that I’m still learning myself. I try different frugal skills, some of which stick, and some that don’t. I have fabulous successes and ridiculous failures. I possess no special skills except tenacity and the belief that I can figure it out. And my favorite part is sharing and learning from my readers.

My kids inspired me to take up the frugal cause. I was a career Army officer working with guns and tanks, about a world away from my blissfully domestic life today. After the birth of my first child, I decided to stay home full time. A typical New Yorker, I wanted it all: a good life, happy kiddos and a fat wallet on one less paycheck. I was determined to prove to the world that we don’t need more money to keep up our quality of life.

I’m also a suburban subversive, plotting to reinvent the way we stay-at-home-moms think about keeping up with the Joneses. Here’s an example: last year I instituted a $10 gift limit at my daughter’s birthday party. No one complained, and gift limits started popping up on Christmas parties and friends’ invites. Quietly, we frugalites will take over the world!

Recommended Reading:
100 Things About Me Meme
and
Holiday Recipes! Frugal Holiday Series

Panicky Mother of the Groom Liz Pleads Dress Me UP!

I’ve got a friend, Liz, who is the nicest, sweetest, calmest person on the planet. If they ever decide to give a Nobel Prize for Calm, she’ll qualify hands down. In a niceness contest between her and an angel, she’d send the angel home in defeat, wings tucked between its legs. Kind, supportive, even-tempered, patience of a saint. Normally.

personality Calm
fashion sense Fashion Forward
size 14-16
age/era Late 40s
hair Warm brown ‘frosted’
eyes Brown, almost hazel
skin Lightly tanned
season Autumn
body type Hourglass

So needless to say I was a bit taken aback to hear from her in a total state of panic. Her son is getting married! SOON! She hasn’t even BEGUN to plan! She Can’t Find a Thing to Wear!!  She’s COMPLETELY FRABJAGLIPATED!!! 

Calm down, dear Liz. I’ve got just the thing to cure those pre-ceremony jitters. I passed her a virtual brown paper bag to breathe into, then explained the options I’ve got on hand, including a selection of dresses that will work for her long after the post-Christmas ceremony is over and the rice has been swept up.

A few pertinent specs:  

Liz is a 14 or 16 in many shop size charts, and her height of 5’7″ gives her a few minor challenges, like finding long plus-size attire that graces the ankle as designed instead of hitting her midcalf.

Liz has an hourglass body type, so she can wear durn near anything – I’m so jealous. She’s an Autumn color season, and even as her hair is taking on that lovely silver glow, her natural warm brown color just looks lightly frosted. Add dark brown-hazel eyes to that picture.

The wedding colors are silver and burgundy, so a good color for her will be in the wine, reds, maroon and burgundy family. We’ve highlighted accessory suggestions of Blue Tux Lilly dyeable 2.5″ heels, Casa Blanca CZ necklace and earrings from The Wedding Lass, and a Daiquiri silver Swarovski crystal encrusted clutch evening bag from Bag Biddy.

So, here you go, Liz, and thanks for your permission to share your Showcase. Here it is for the rest of the world as well.

Friday’s Child: Merlene Paynter @Merlene

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Today’s Friday’s Child nod goes out to Merlene Paynter, @Merlene to Twitter users, author of Frugalous and now one of Walmart’s Eleven Moms. Back when Friday’s Child started, I tagged Marlene as a definite IT for inclusion. That it has taken us until now to connect speaks volumes about her whirlwind schedule. But, trust me, she’s well worth waiting for, especially in these days when our belts are tightening rapidly.  Her frugalous (frugal + fabulous) blog is packed with ideas that many of us can apply immediately and painlessly.  Following her on Twitter is a joy, and I always look forward to listening in as she comments on life.  

Merlene Paynter

Merlene Paynter

In Her Own Words:
I always feel awkward writing “about” pages and mini-bios. I ponder… should I write it in first person or third person? Should I make it sound formal and businesslike or more informal and in my own “voice”? Should I include education, career background, etc? Or maybe hobbies? See what I mean? Awkward.

Why Frugalous?
I wanted to write a blog about living a frugal lifestyle but I wanted it to reflect my own experiences. As I’m about to begin an entirely new life – I recently moved from house of approximately 2100 square feet of living space (plus garage, 2 patios, garden shed, back yard) to an apartment that’s not quite 1000 square feet I’m hoping to create a new, fabulous lifestyle while staying out of debt.

I’m no Frugal Zealot.
Why the frugal living changes? After 19 years of marriage, and being a stay-home mother to two kids, I’m ready to make some changes in my life. I’m tired of carrying debt. I’m tired of worrying about bills. I’m tired of living a big life. So I’ve ended my marriage and sold the house – a hard choice. I really loved my house, my neighbours, etc. – paid off all of the debts and moved into a 3 bedroom apartment which will neatly cut my living expenses in half.

More changes.
I’ve decided to focus my time and energy on building an income online. I’m planning to earn a living blogging, writing articles, designing web sites, and a few other ideas along the way. More on that as I go along. Currently my income is 100% based on my alimony and child support for my teenage kids. It’s not a lot but with frugal living and the choice to move to an apartment I can make ends meet while I build up my income through online sources over the next year or two.

Recommended Reading:
Frugal Kids – Host a Used Skate Exchange
and
8 Ways to Stick to a Frugal Holiday Gift Budget

Friday’s Child: Cheryl Phillips @TheDailyBlonde

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Friday's Child is loving and giving

Friday’s Child is loving and giving.

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Today’s Friday’s Child nod goes out to Cheryl Phillips, author of The Daily Blonde, a face-forward eyes-open look at life. Be forewarned: Don’t start reading her posts right after swigging a mouthful of hot coffee – it will get shot across the room, onto your computer screen, all over your desk. I learned after the first visit or so not to go read while my husband was asleep; shrieks of hysterical laughter tend to disturb him and scare the cat. But, trust me, it’s well worth waiting for the right time to go peruse. You will be rewarded by a frank and irreverent, highly humorous look into the life of The Daily Blonde. She’s my Friday’s Child pick for brightening up so many days (and because I’ve been listening in on her Tweeter conversations for quite some time and sense the caring, sharing, supportive Cheryl).

 

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In Her Own Words:

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The Daily Blonde Herself: Cheryl Phillips

I am a 45 year young single mother of five. I have worked hard, without an instruction book, raising my children over the past seven years since my divorce. Each hurdle I have faced has been tempered with humor. I have lots to say, a big sense of humor, and low tolerance for people who don’t know how to laugh! I am far from a feminist. In fact, I really, really love being a woman. It is possible to have truly old-fashioned values while remaining a hip, modern woman. I live life without a filter on my mouth and say it like it is but never with the intent to hurt. I love to laugh about this crazy thing called life.

Born in New Jersey, I was the third child of two fantastically funny and intelligent parents. We moved to Seekonk, Massachusetts when I was three and I lived in there until I went to school in Boston. I continued to live in Boston until I moved to the tiny state of Rhode Island in 1992. I’ve made this state our home since then.

An auto accident in 2007 brought me back to the basics. I was forced to leave the rat race and I have spent the last eighteen months recovering from three surgeries on my knee. Not being able to walk without assistance, I spent many an evening going back to my first love: writing. I created The Daily Blonde as a sort of self-therapy. I wanted to share my off beat sense of humor with others in an effort to distract myself from being ticked off that I couldn’t move around…much less wear my signature high heels.

Life is slower now. However, it is so full of great things I didn’t see when I was moving about so quickly. I was so focused on getting ahead instead of enjoying the moment. Currently I enjoy freelance writing, blogging (and creating some new features to The Daily Blonde that will be unveiled in early 2009), Twittering til the wee hours of the night and writing two books that I hope to publish in late 2009.
 

Recommended Reading:

http://dailyblonde.blogspot.com/2008/11/moment-in-history.html

and

http://dailyblonde.blogspot.com/2008/11/i-am-last-american-coffee-virgin.html

Expecting-Again Back-to-Work Barbara Says Dress Me UP

personality Big Bird
fashion sense Cartoon Network
size 16-or-so (and growing)
age/era 31 going on 60
hair A MESS
eyes bloodshot
skin pale
favorite color blue, bright blues
body type bloated

Barbara has been at home since her family started growing and local work options started shrinking. She’s been out of the work force for several years, but that’s about to change. Even though a fourth baby is on the way, now that their youngest is in a preschool, she’s going to work part-time as an administrative assistant at a local health care facility. Barbara describes the atmosphere as “friendly, casual and scrubby.”

“At home I live in maternity tops and expandable pants. But now that I have the chance to go back to work, I’m going to need some tops, new scrubs in my size, some scrub pants that will grow along with me. And I need a light-weight coat that will layer well. I do not have time to go shopping in stores but I’m quite comfortable shopping online.”

Barbara is looking for affordable casual tops that don’t look like t-shirts, including scrubs that will carry her into her third trimester. Here are a few options:

For light-weight coats, we selected a few that will work well in the mild winter weather where she lives. Layering will be a snap!



Since Barbara’s favorite color is blue, here are a few options for tops that will brighten her day:



So here you go, Barbara – we’re dressing you UP!


Would you like your very own Dress Me UP showcase like this one? It’s easy as pie. Just leave a comment here – tell us a bit about yourself to get us going. Make sure to tell us what gaps are in your own style blueprint. 

 

 

 

Shy? Send us an email to fernkarinth@gmail.com – we’ll make up your Dress Me UP showcase with your details and a nickname.  Make sure to subscribe to our RSS feed so you can see when Dress Me UP showcases are posted.

Frazzled Working Mom Lori Says Dress Me UP

personality outgoing
fashion sense conservative
size 1x to 2x
age/era 30′ish
hair auburn, short
eyes hazel
skin fair
season autumn
body type hourglass, inverted triangle

Lori describes herself as a working mom with not a lot of time to pay attention to the latest fashions. She has only a few minutes in the morning between the rush to get the kids out the door for school to the rush to get to the office and ready for a busy day of meetings and around-town travel. She is often called to meet with clients on the weekends and feels her casual style isn’t quite up to the task yet. It is not unusual for her to go straight from the office to a dinner meeting, so she needs to be able to transition a day outfit to an evening look rapidly and accurately.

“I don’t have a ton of money to spend on my wardrobe, and I really hate to go shopping very often, since I tend to get items that don’t work just right with the rest of my clothes.  I like to shop online – it cuts down on my tendency to impulse buy. I have my blueprint in the works, but I need some style guidance!”

Lori is looking for casual pants for her weekend meetings, breaking away from the jeans/t-shirt mode she’s fallen into.  We’re recommending a fuller leg pant, falling straight from the thigh, to give the perception of more ‘presence’ to her lower half. 



She also needs to fill the day-to-evening gap in her wardrobe in addition to her business attire. We’re recommending some darker neutrals and autumn colors that will work daytime well and go evening with some quick accessories.


She prefers a medium heel. We spotted some comfortable pumps with enough of a lift to elongate and lengthen her profile, and some strand necklaces to complete the look when paired with matching earrings and perhaps a low-key bracelet.



All in all, we’ve found a good combination of styles for her to consider that will fit well with her style blueprint, fill in the gaps in her wardrobe, and get her stepping out in style. Lori, we’re dressing you UP!


Would you like your very own Dress Me UP showcase like Lori’s? It’s easy as pie. Just leave a comment here – tell us a bit about yourself to get us going. Make sure to tell us what gaps are in your own style blueprint. 

Shy? Send us an email to perfectlyshapedworld@gmail.com – we’ll make up your Dress Me UP showcase with your details and a nickname.  Make sure to subscribe to our RSS feed so you can see when Dress Me UP showcases are posted.

Friday’s Child: Alicia Staley @stales

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Alicia Staley

Friday’s child is loving and giving.

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The old guidance about being handed lemons and making lemonade pales in comparison to the strength and positive power of Alicia Staley.  Spend a few minutes listening to her on Twitter (@stales), reading her blog (link is above), and you’ll get a sense of just how powerful and positive that lemonade can be.   Where other survivors may sit back and count their blessings, Alicia became determined to turn her energies and indomitable spirit outward, rallying support for cancer patient care through fundraising, public speaking and events.  

Speaking at Stanford Financial

 

In Her Own Words:

My name is Alicia. I’m a three-time cancer survivor. I’ve battled Hodgkin’s and Breast Cancer. I’ve been through the ringer over the years, but I’m still living… strong and healthy. I’ve had chemo, radiation, lots of surgeries, but cancer can’t keep me down. Now it’s time to give back… BIG TIME. Help me help others still locked in battle with cancer. Yes, we can make a difference, one patient at a time. Join me on this journey.

Until there’s a cure, patients STILL NEED CARE!

 

 

 

Alicia Staley at Boston Event - BOSup2008 with Lisa Dilg (@pprlisa)

Alicia Staley at Boston Event - BOSup2008 with Lisa Dilg (@pprlisa)

About The Staley Foundation:

The Staley Foundation is a non-profit charitable organization based in Boston, MA. TSF raises money for patient programs at Tufts Medical Center in Boston, MA and United Medical Memorial Hospital in Batavia, NY.

The Staley Foundation was established by Alicia Staley. Alicia is a three-time cancer survivor working to make a difference in other cancer patient’s lives. Alicia is the executive director for the Staley Foundation. Alicia’s responsibilities include fundraising, program development, and management of the Staley Foundation’s mission.